I bought these two books (part of a series I’d never read and they just looked interesting) from Recycled Books last Thursday, because I had a massive credit account and needed new books to read.

Well I finished them.

FUCKING ASDFGHJKLFGHA;LSDFGHJK;LKJFYI

*sob*

That is not how you fucking end a book KATE CONSTABLE you fucking Australian BITCH I’m going to come to your house and punch you in the fucking face!!!!!!!!!!!!

I seriously have no words… At first I was actually forming coherent sentences, but now my ranting has deteriorated into meaningless irritated sounds punctuated by punches that Robert is bad at dodging…

I googled the FUCKING BITCH who wrote the books and it turns out it’s a trilogy (The Singer of All Songs, The Waterless Sea, and The Tenth Power), which is lucky for her because I already told Robert, there better be another fucking book or I’m going to beat her up and then lock her in a room and force her to write another one with a DECENT FUCKING ENDING!

But now the problem is: HOW THE HELL DO I GET THE THIRD BOOK!?!?!?!?

I bought all the ones Recycled Books had, that’s why I had two of them. And there’s no way I could afford to order a new one online or something… And Barnes & Noble is so out of my price range that I don’t even bother to go in there anymore because it’s just depressing…

FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMMIT I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH RIGHT NOW AND I NEED THAT FUCKING BOOK NNOOOOWWWWWW