oh boy am i ever over hearing stories about jamie’s dad in Outlander
like “ho ho im so funny and i beat my son”
shut up
oh boy am i ever over hearing stories about jamie’s dad in Outlander
like “ho ho im so funny and i beat my son”
shut up
I mean seriously did they just try to think of the strangest combination possible without considering the flavors?? Or WORSE is there someone who actually eats that? And EQUALLY AS BAD did they taste test this little combo of theirs???
btw did i mention that one of the drivers where i work saw my book and got all excited and started talking about how she loves the series and is working on the companion series now and i had to pretend that i didnt hate these books for a full 15 minutes while a grown woman raved about how romantic the house of night series is…
My rating: 1 of 5 stars
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the endings to these books are always so rushed compared to how the rest of the story drags on…
ANYWAY THANK GOD THAT’S OVER
one more House of Night trauma novel completed
why does zoey keep bringing up that kalona looks 18 to her even though he doesnt to everyone else?
like if they just want us to understand that he looks different to everyone we got it the first time
if it’s supposed to be some kind of foreshadowing then like…a) get on with it and b) stop bringing it up we get it
DO NORMAL PEOPLE THINK ABOUT DIARRHEA AS MUCH AS ZOEY REDBIRD?????
god even the editing in this book is pitiful…they can’t even keep the characters’ names straight…
First Lines Fridays is a weekly feature for book lovers hosted by Wandering Words. What if instead of judging a book by its cover, its author or its prestige, we judged it by its opening lines?
First Lines:
What would you say if I told you there was a time a Safe-Keeper told a secret, a Truth-Teller told a lie, and a Dream-Maker did everything in her power to make sure a wish went astray? Believe what I tell you, for I am a Truth-Teller, and every word I say is true.
so did they just run out of plot devices or something? is that why we have gone back to dating erik and imprinted with heath?