OH WTF ZOEY THAT IS SO COOOOOLD

“did u kill them?” nah i just threw them in the street, the truck killed them

ICE COLD BISH

love how every time aphrodite does something nice she has to talk extra rude to balance it out lol

loren just offered to cook for her so i think im almost to the sandwich part

thankfully i have to go to work now

okay im saying it

aphrodite is basically the only interesting character at this point

you cant change my mind

shes the only character that’s even vaguely complex

gma redbird is right, zoey’s stepfather IS a turd monkey

so i finally got my hands on a copy of the third house of night book and my god zoey just gets more annoying….

she wont stop talking about her boyfriends

and explaining why she has two boyfriends