Commentary
Progress: A Touch of Dead by Charlaine Harris
Lee is on page 165 of 192
God she just said she’s 27. She’s my age and she has such a crazy exciting life with crazy hot men (and women actually, though she doesn’t appreciate them) all around her AND she owns her own home. Life is unfair. Where’s MY string of gorgeous supernatural boyfriends and adorable two story home on it’s own spit of land?
*GASP* so dis bitch is not a vampire anymore??? poor aphrodite…
also stevie rae’s tats are way better than anyone else’s fight me
oh SNAP the BETRAYAL the DRAMA
(she just found loren with neferet ooooooh)
aw fuck zoey dont tell him! red flag!
gawd every other page is her being like “what should i do about my three boyfriends?” like pls dump them all and become a nun so i dont have to hear about this anymore
OH WTF ZOEY THAT IS SO COOOOOLD
“did u kill them?” nah i just threw them in the street, the truck killed them
ICE COLD BISH
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