*GASP* so dis bitch is not a vampire anymore??? poor aphrodite…

also stevie rae’s tats are way better than anyone else’s fight me

oh SNAP the BETRAYAL the DRAMA

(she just found loren with neferet ooooooh)

aw fuck zoey dont tell him! red flag!

gawd every other page is her being like “what should i do about my three boyfriends?” like pls dump them all and become a nun so i dont have to hear about this anymore

OH WTF ZOEY THAT IS SO COOOOOLD

“did u kill them?” nah i just threw them in the street, the truck killed them

ICE COLD BISH

love how every time aphrodite does something nice she has to talk extra rude to balance it out lol

loren just offered to cook for her so i think im almost to the sandwich part

thankfully i have to go to work now