Update: Life and Death by Stephenie Meyer

April 11, 2018LeeLeave a comment

Lee is 56% done

OMG the fucking “piggy-back ride through the forest” bit is soooo much funnier now. Beau is supposed to be super tall and gangly and Edythe relatively small/delicate looking and I’m just imagining him dangling off of her like a basketball player in a toddler bed.

Update: Life and Death by Stephenie Meyer

April 10, 2018LeeLeave a comment

Lee is 40% done

I keep losing track of who’s who with the new gender swap names. I’ve had to resort to making a list and keeping it handy while I read.

Update: Life and Death by Stephenie Meyer

April 10, 2018LeeLeave a comment

Lee is 7% done

Uh can we stop using OCD as an adjective now?

Update: Life and Death by Stephenie Meyer

April 10, 2018LeeLeave a comment

Lee is starting (1%)

STEPHENIE MEYER JUST MADE ME READ THE WORDS “gender and species aside” WITH MY OWN TWO EYES

I’m literally not even past the Forward guys…

Update: Empire of Storms by Sarah J. Maas

April 4, 2018LeeLeave a comment

Lee is on page 312 of 693

I swear to god if Lysandra dies….

Update: Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

April 2, 2018LeeLeave a comment

Lee is 40% done

OF COURSE Edward identifies with Heathcliff! Of fucking course.

Update: Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

April 1, 2018LeeLeave a comment

Lee is 36% done

I can see how desperate the author is for me not to find the whole “imprinting on a toddler” thing creepy, but it is not working even a little. It’s fucking creepy as hell.

Update: Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

April 1, 2018LeeLeave a comment

Lee is 26% done

Does this bitch really not realize that if you think of finally being away from your significant other as being “free” you probably shouldn’t be with that person?????????