So I went to Half-Priced Books with $40 thinking I’d get a few books since there was a 15% off sale, then maybe go to the Candy Shop and get some gummi bears for the giant bottle of vodka I have.

Two and a half hours later I leave the bookstore with 90 cents and two stacks of books I can’t even carry home on my own.

Now I have 4 stacks of books I really really really want to read…