Sooo…..Ginny is turned on by armpits? (The Last Little Blue Envelope by Maureen Johnson)

Lee is on page 63 of 282

Ladies and gentlemen and gender non-conformists, we will be taking a short break as I have just rolled my eyes hard enough to render myself blind…

As explanation I leave you 2 quotes:

Oh god. She was tingling all over. She was going to become hysterical. She was going to grab him by the face and make out with him.
She had to find a dead zone on him that produced no feeling. She tried for the armpit. . . but even that made her pulse go faster.

THAT’S AN AWKWARD KINK YOU GOT THERE GINNY!

Seriously, I’m not sure if I can finish this book if something interesting doesn’t happen really soon.

Update: Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen

Lee is on page 223 of 367

“Elinor could have given her immediate relief by suggesting the possibility of its being Miss Morton’s mother, rather than her own, whom they were about to behold; but instead of doing that, she assured her, and with great sincerity, that she did pity her, — to the utter amazement of Lucy, who, though really uncomfortable herself, hoped at least to be an object of irrepressible envy to Elinor.”

lol Suck it, Lucy Steele. That’s what you get for bein’ a shady bitch.

Update: The Last Little Blue Envelope by Maureen Johnson

Lee is on page 27 of 282

Started this to have a break from Sense and Sensibility (since this one was the next one on my list anyway) and I gotta say…. I don’t remember having this issue with the first book — not that I remember a whole lot about my feelings while reading that one — it seems like all the London stuff was written by someone who didn’t know anything about British people/life but what they saw on American tv…