Because I was tired of men. Hanging in doorways, standing too close, their smell of beer or fifteen-year-old whiskey.
– Janet Fitch, White Oleander, page 220
Version:
ebook, 345 pages
Published September 1st 2006 by Little, Brown and Company
Author: Lee
Teaser Tuesday: May 1, 2018
I’m writing this log to you, dear future Mars archeologist, from Rover 2. You may wonder why I’m not in the Hab right now. Because I fled in terror, that’s why! And I’m not sure what the hell to do next.
– Andy Weir, The Martian, page 35
Version:
Hardcover, US / CAN Edition, 369 pages
Published February 11th 2014 by Crown
Welcome to Teaser Tuesday, hosted by Ambrosia at The Purple Booker, the weekly Meme that wants you to add books to your TBR, or just share what you are currently reading. It is very easy to play along:
- Grab your current read
- Open to a random page
- Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
- BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
- Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers! Everyone loves Teaser Tuesday.
April 2018 Reading Wrap-Up
Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer
(Twilight Saga, book 3)
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ – did not like it
Review: No
Format: E-book
Reading Dates: April 1 – 2
Read Count: 2
Favorite Thing: It could have been longer, but it wasn’t and I’m grateful.
Least Favorite Thing: Bella’s doormat impersonations…
Lordy this book was obnoxious. There were a lot of parts I hated, but all of them in some way tie-in to the whole “Bella as a doormat” crap so… Like seriously I kept wanting to climb into the novel and shake her like “just stick to your guns about literally anything, just stand up for yourself, just stop letting these idiots run right over all your boundaries!” and then scream for an hour.
Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer
(Twilight Saga, book 4)
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ – did not like it
Review: No
Format: E-book
Reading Dates: April 2
Read Count: 2
Favorite Thing: Bella is slightly more tolerable as a vampire.
Least Favorite Thing: Nessie. Both the name and the concept.
I read all of the Twilight books and my head didn’t even explode it’s a miracle! Never again.
Empire of Storms by Sarah J. Maas
(Throne of Glass, book 5)
Rating: ★★★☆☆ – liked it
Review: No
Format: Print
Reading Dates: March 8 – April 4
Read Count: 1
Favorite Thing: Lorcan being like “I hate Elide, but if anyone ever even thought about hurting her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”
Least Favorite Thing: Up until the very end of the novel, it was like “everything that can go wrong, will go wrong” and that made me tired.
My least favorite thing is actually why I rated this book only 3 stars. It was good, interesting, and there were a lot of parts I enjoyed, but it felt like for every good thing there were two bad things and it just starts to wear on me after a while and make me tired so it limits my enjoyment of the novel.
Also can I just say, why are they like “oh obviously someone has to die to forge the lock” when they have two heirs of Brannon? It takes all the power of one heir of Brannon to forge the lock, they have two heirs of Brannon. Halfsies, bro. Everybody lives.
My Posts About Empire of Storms
The Goose Girl by Shannon Hale
(Books of Bayern, book 1)
Rating: ★★★★☆ – really liked it *
Review: Yes **
Format: Full-Cast Audiobook
Reading Dates: April 5 – 7
Read Count: 5-ish
Favorite Thing: Vicious Attack Geese!
Least Favorite Thing: Um literally all of Selia’s guard friends. Too skeevy, blech.
* Please note that this rating is for the novel as a whole, not the Full Cast Audio version.
** This review is for the Full Cast Audio version, not the novel as a whole.
Life and Death by Stephenie Meyer
(Twilight Saga, book 1.75)
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ – did not like it
Review: Yes
Format: E-book
Reading Dates: April 10 – 13
Read Count: 1
Favorite Thing: The alternate ending.
Least Favorite Thing: So boring.
Please tell me she’s done beating the dead horse that is the Twilight Saga???
White Oleander by Janet Fitch
Rating: ★★★★★ – it was amazing
Review: No
Format: E-book
Reading Dates: April 5 – 15
Read Count: 1
Favorite Thing: The amazing prose.
Least Favorite Thing: Literally every male past puberty that ever came in contact with Astrid….
This was recommended to me as part of the Buddy Reads activity in an online Book Club I am a part of. My “buddy” recommended this to me because I wanted to try more books outside of the YA genre this year. I am so incredibly glad I signed up for this activity because I got an excellent recommendation here. A recommendation which I happily pass along: Read this book!
Once and for All by Sarah Dessen
Rating: ★★★☆☆ – liked it (real rating: 3.5)
Review: No
Format: Print
Reading Dates: April 15 -17
Read Count: 1
Favorite Thing: Snarky wedding planner comments.
Least Favorite Thing: Ambrose’s habit of writing everything off as being somebody else’s fault. Fucking obnoxious…
I read this book for my book club’s April Challenge (Read a book with a pastel cover.) and also because I’ve never yet met a Dessen novel I didn’t like. I wish I could give half-star ratings on Goodreads though.
My Posts About Once and for All
What’s Left of Me by Kat Zhang
(Hybrid Chronicles, book 1)
Rating: ★★★☆☆ – liked it
Review: No
Format: Print
Reading Dates: April 20 – 28
Read Count: 1
Favorite Thing: Sisterly bond? Is that an accurate term for the bond between two souls sharing the same body?? Whatever. That’s what I’m calling it.
Least Favorite Thing: Slow? Kind of slow… Not slow enough to DNF, but still slow.
April Challenge #2 complete with the finishing of this novel! Yay! (I don’t know how quickly I’ll move to the sequel though.)
My Posts About What’s Left of Me
Heartless by Marissa Meyer
Rating: ★★★★☆ – really liked it
Review: No
Format: Print
Reading Dates: April 29 – 30
Read Count: 1
Favorite Thing: I took sick pleasure in angry, vengeful Cath.
Least Favorite Thing: Peter Peter. Actually that’s not even the thing I hated most, but the real thing is a big spoiler.
It took me a minute to get into it, but once I did I couldn’t put it down! And April Challenge #3 successful by the skin of my teeth!
In Progress
Completed: Heartless by Marissa Meyer
April Acrostic
I saw a version of this on another blog and thought it looked like fun so I adapted it just a little. They didn’t know who had come up with it originally, so I obviously don’t either. But I thought it was neat so here it is, to celebrate the end of the month: April Acrostic!
To play, just spell the word “April” with some of your favorite titles! (Be sure to link me to your post if you do it!)
For my April Acrostic I chose:
- All the President’s Men by Bob Woodward & Carl Bernstein
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
- The Runner by Cynthia Voigt
- It Was on Fire When I Lay Down on It by Robert Fulghum
& - Library of Souls by Ransom Riggs
She should have realized I was a bad luck person, she should never have thought I was someone to count on.
– Janet Fitch, White Oleander, page 218
Version:
ebook, 345 pages
Published September 1st 2006 by Little, Brown and Company
He just didn’t want to see how damaged she was. As long as she didn’t show him, that was all he asked for. A good show.
– Janet Fitch, White Oleander, page 209
Version:
ebook, 345 pages
Published September 1st 2006 by Little, Brown and Company
Progress: Heartless by Marissa Meyer
She joked about her fears, but it was the kind of joke where you knew people thought it was ridiculous, and you pretended you thought so too, but underneath you were completely serious.
– Janet Fitch, White Oleander, page 166
Version:
ebook, 345 pages
Published September 1st 2006 by Little, Brown and Company
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